Category: Politics
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JD Vance F*cks a Couch
Sink your teeth into me, James. Put your dick between my cushion breasts and just pump, pump, pump until you churn your milk all over my insides, you silly Cabbage Patch Baby Faced Bitch! Yeah that’s right, James, you flabby…
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The Political Reason I Will Never Have Children
This bloodline ends with me. In a perfect world, we’d raise our children in safe spaces. They’d have food, clothes, shelter, emotional fulfillment, and be spared all forms of violence – whether physical, sexual, or emotional. We would also spare…
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I am Cholera, and I voted for Donald Trump
Heeeeeey guys, Cholera here! You know, that tiny little infectious disease who spent their popular years basically everywhere. Ibiza, Constantinople, China, Mozambique, Wyoming – you name it and I’ve been there! You could say I’m a world traveller. Or I…
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